"The intensity of the dance audition throws everyone for a loop," the narrator tells us. We see clips of people getting frustrated. The girl who was in front of the boy who stopped dancing cries and tells us that she didn't do so well. She looked fine to me.

Greg tells us that this was the most frustrating dance audition he's ever been to, and that it makes him feel like a bad dancer. He insists that he's not a bad dancer.

The narrator: "Charged with finding stars for their supergroup, the judges grow concerned." Shot of Jaymes, Crapcock, and PseudoTravis standing up from their lazy asses as if they're going to talk to us secretly. Cut to a different day, different outfits, where PseudoTravis tells us that either the kids can sing but can't dance or can dance but can't sing. Jaymes tells us that this is hard, and that's why not everybody is cut out to do this.

Brandon Durand has "little to worry about," the narrator assures us. Brandon -- who is not gay, remember -- teaches dance. He also keeps one pant leg up around his knee. I hate that. Brandon does this thing when he dances where his head becomes detached and his lower jaw drops open like he's some kind of skeleton. PseudoTravis tells Brandon that he can tell he's a dancer.

Outside in some kind of waiting room, a jealous J. Lo type tells Brandon that it's a good thing PseudoTravis noticed him. Brandon babbles that you have to be "be, like, bomb singer, bomb, bomb dancer, like gorgeous, like popstar." Whatever that means.

We see the slow-motion twisting sadness of Josh Henderson and his ankle. Since you've all been terrified wondering what will happen to the pretty boy, I'm about to let you sleep again. His mom paid for him to fly to Miami, at the end of the audition process and he got to do the callback. His girlfriend flew him to San Francisco and his mom flew him to Miami. That's so sad. Homeboy best get a job soon after he gets cut. Josh tells us that he's been trying to tend to his ankle, and he's hoping it'll hold up through the audition. We see Josh's mother and two younger sisters. Everyone in the family is pretty. Vanessa Salvucci pops Josh's younger sister in the face, shouting, "The role's already been filled, bitch!" Josh's mother pretty much tells us that Josh is going to hurt his ankle again, but they hope he makes it, anyway.