Christina Petty grew up in a foster home. They just want to remind us one more time. I also think Christina had a lemon Jolly Rancher right before her audition because her tongue is incredibly yellow on this flashback. We cut to Christina in her house. Her boyfriend taped Christina's phone call. They let Jaymes make the call, so Christina's gonna be fucked with for a little while. Jaymes starts out by telling Christina that she should be really proud of how far she got. Christina is already beginning to pout. Jaymes invites Christina to L.A. Christina laughs and says she can go to L.A. Jaymes clearly looks disappointed that Christina isn't telling her how wonderful she is. Christina jumps back on her couch, kicks her feet up and says to her boyfriend, "Yeah! I'm goin' to L.A., Dog!" I really like her. Jaymes congratulates her and hangs up. Christina jumps into the air to celebrate with her boyfriend, and we see her fall just out of camera, her feet horizontal in the air.
We see girls dancing around as the narrator reminds us how demanding the audition process has been. We get to hear the final twenty-six. Sit back, people, it's both predictable, and slightly annoying. Rosanna "Robert Palmer Girl That Just Learned to Sing" Tavarez. Cheaza "Ikette Freak Who They Don't Really Like" Figueroa. Keitha Lind "We Just Met Her But She Let Them Tape the Call" Brown. Ciamar "Relative Pitch" Hernandez. Kerrie "Christian Pop Superstar That Needs Makeover" Roberts. Margaux "Other Christian Girl" Yap. Alexandria "She's So Pretty" Bachelier. Molly "I Covet Your T-Shirt" Zimpfer. Nikki "Single Moms Need Love Too" McKibbin. Shaunda "The Singer" Johnston. T.V. "Will Have To Lip Sync" Carpio. Garland "Stripper" Gerber. Ana Maria "Quickly Becoming One Of My Favorites" Lombo. Baby "Die, Baby, Die" Norman. Camille "Bad Name, Cute Body" Guaty. Curtisha "Mama! She Did It Again!" Johnson. Alexis "The Only One With Dreams" Brown. Isadelle "No, I Don't Have A Sister" Mercedes. Ivette "Cutie-Pie" Sosa. Jean "The Student With the Disapproving Mother" Perlman. Jessica "Who?" Robinson. Christina "Foster is St. Elmo's Last Name, Suckas!" Petty. Katie "Uh, No, Really. Who?" Morris. Crystal "Who?" Donahue. Nicole "Remember Me? I'm the Beyoncé From the First Episode!" Scherzinger. Petagay "Superbowl Shuffle" Rowe.
They're all going to Los Angeles now for a week-long workshop. I'm so tired of typing "week-long workshop." Even when they throw in the word "intensive," I'm still finding this thirty-minute show to be incredibly repetitive. Petagay rejoices with the camera as the Tiny Fun Star fills the screen.