Popstars

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Pamie: B- | 488 USERS: C+
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Cry, Little Sister

Michael and Kim sing. Crapcock stops them and asks them to project and emote and sing like they're performers. He wants them to sing it like he wrote it. He wants to hear his song in their mouths. Like he wrote more than 15\% of the song. They sing it again as Michael tells us in a split screen that he feels okay about his audition, but you know he wishes he wasn't paired with Pukey Jones the quitter. Kim tells us that she thinks she did okay in the singing and she hopes the puke thing doesn't kill her. The kids stop singing and Jaymes all but falls to her knees in tears rejoicing. Everyone has to applaud, even though they all hate Kim.

Everyone's finished, and PseudoTravis makes everyone applaud for themselves. Jackie's pouty.

Everyone waits in a green room as they're called one by one to find out if they get to come back tomorrow.

It's raining outside. Hollywood is raining. That's how bad this show is. It made it rain in L.A.

Monika is first. Jaymes asks whether Monika misses her baby. She doesn't. But she admits she called home once. She reminds the judges that the baby lives with her daddy, and that Monika isn't really her mama anymore. They invite her back. Monika hugs PseudoTravis and celebrates out in the green room. Jahzeel holds her.

Tom tells us he's nervous. He enters the room. PseudoTravis asks how he did today. Tom says he can learn choreography easily. Jaymes says that Tom has the talent and the ability to fit into any genre...except pop. She tells him they don't think he'd be happy performing pop. They don't call him back. In the hallway during sad strummy music, Tom repeats what the judges told him. The other auditioners hug him goodbye.

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