In the green room, Kim quietly admits that she gets to come back. Jillion is hella pissed, y'all. Kim starts crying, saying she doesn't know if she can handle all of that pressure again.
Jillion bitches that she did everything she could and because Kim's all pretty she got called back. I understand, Jillion. It's not your fault. You're in a shitty business. Don't try to be a popstar. Go do something else with your voice. Please.
That Ortiz girl bitches that Kim kept quitting and still got asked back and it's not fair.
Kim says she knows that everyone hates her now and that it's unfair she's still around.
The narrator quickly tells us other people who got called back. Angela, Jahzeel, Angel, Donavan, Ejay, Shanna, Shannon, Tania, Corey, Katie, Dorothy and Lian, Michael, Greg, and Josh. There's a montage of happy hugs as people we barely know celebrate their mostly unknown and unwatched victory.
Dorothy tells us she's tired. Lian is happy they made it for another day. Jackie and Vanessa consummate their love on the dance floor. Vanessa tells us that this was her first big dance audition and she's proud she got this fah. "This is a victory, that's all," she tells us.
The remaining twenty kids head back to the hotel to sleep before another day of abuse.
Next week doesn't matter, since this is the last episode I'm ever recapping for Popstars. Why? Well, nobody knew the show was on, so nobody was reading the recaps, so nobody was on the forum. Not you. I know you were there. It was everyone else. All your friends. Your friends and your colleagues let you down. Can you believe their selfishness in our country's time of need? Your friends suck. For real.
But you? I love the shit out of you. See you back at Gilmore Girls.