Next week doesn't matter, since this is the last episode I'm ever recapping for Popstars. Why? Well, nobody knew the show was on, so nobody was reading the recaps, so nobody was on the forum. Not you. I know you were there. It was everyone else. All your friends. Your friends and your colleagues let you down. Can you believe their selfishness in our country's time of need? Your friends suck. For real.
But you? I love the shit out of you. See you back at Gilmore Girls.