http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2012 Tue, 13 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Jackie Has Issues, Y'all: The grossest breakup on the WB gets special attention this evening as the Salvucci Sibs have to say a tearful goodbye in front of way too many people. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/jackie-has-issues-yall.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/jackie-has-issues-yall.php Tue, 13 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 The Tension! The Tears! The Predictability!: Popstars auditioner.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/the-tension-the-tears-the-pred.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/the-tension-the-tears-the-pred.php Sat, 10 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 If You Can't Dance: First I limp to the side like my legs was broken/ shakin' & twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'/ crazy wack funky/ people say, "You look like Tyrreggnngnniallld on crack, Pamie!" http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/if-you-cant-dance-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/if-you-cant-dance-1.php Fri, 02 Nov 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Callback's a Bitch: And so will the rest of you after nine thousand renditions of "I Love the Way" or whatever the hell the name of that song is. On Day two of callbacks, producers cut people we never meet and introduce people that are only mildly interesting. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/callbacks-a-bitch.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/callbacks-a-bitch.php Sat, 27 Oct 2001 23:00:00 -0500 I'm Like a Turd! I Will Not Flush Away!: Six thousand people prove why there should be a tougher screening process to get into show business. On a brighter note, six thousand people just used up their fifteen minutes of fame in a way that didn't bother most people in this world. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/im-like-a-turd-i-will-not-flus.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/im-like-a-turd-i-will-not-flus.php Fri, 19 Oct 2001 23:00:00 -0500 Teenapalooza: Teenapalooza. Stee and Pamie decide to recap it. Who has made the bigger error? It's too close to call, really.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/teenapalooza.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/teenapalooza.php Thu, 28 Jun 2001 23:00:00 -0500 The "First" Concert: The girls say a very long goodbye. A very, very long goodbye. Somewhere in Los Angeles, they're still saying goodbye. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/the-first-concert.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/the-first-concert.php Thu, 12 Apr 2001 23:00:00 -0500 Shut Up, Nicole: St. Elmo hired lots of young people to pretend to love these girls. Eden's Crush eats it up like honey. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/shut-up-nicole.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/shut-up-nicole.php Tue, 03 Apr 2001 23:00:00 -0500 Shut Up, Maile: The girls go on a press tour. Their biggest fear? "Looking stupid" in front of the world. Los Angeles crumbles at the sound of the worldwide simultaneous screaming of the words "Too Late!" http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/shut-up-maile.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/shut-up-maile.php Thu, 29 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Shut Up, Ivette: The girls have a photo shoot. You'd think they were all told they're shooting porn. Except they aren't as excited. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/shut-up-ivette.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/shut-up-ivette.php Mon, 19 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Blahbeddy Bloo: Hey girls? Wanna make a video? Yeah? Well, do you have to put us through the whole damn process? How about some nekkid parts or something? And what is up with Rosanna's hair? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/blahbeddy-bloo.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/blahbeddy-bloo.php Fri, 16 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 The World Sleeps: The show has gone way downhill now that the group has been chosen. One long rehearsal is followed by one long performance. Boring. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/the-world-sleeps.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/the-world-sleeps.php Tue, 06 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Eden Is Crying: The girls start making their first single. There's really nothing more boring than these girls and their stupid-ass complaints. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/eden-is-crying.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/eden-is-crying.php Tue, 27 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Making the Band: In this hour-long episode the final five girls are chosen. To do that, the producers have to humiliate the other girls in their living rooms. It's the only thing that makes sense. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/making-the-band.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/making-the-band.php Thu, 22 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 The Blur of Tears: The quickest elimination. Ten girls get the cut before you have a chance to evaluate. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/the-blur-of-tears.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/the-blur-of-tears.php Mon, 12 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 L.A. Apologizes for Noise Violations: The L.A. workshop quickly turns into a sob fest. The girls learn that L.A. is a harsh, cruel mistress. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/la-apologizes-for-noise-violat.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/la-apologizes-for-noise-violat.php Tue, 06 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Jangela Speaks!: She may have already gotten the boot, but she still gets the last word. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/jangela-speaks.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/jangela-speaks.php Sun, 04 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 If You Can't Dance: The callbacks end with a quick dance audition. The Hyphentwins argue with St. Elmo on the twenty-six girls that will be asked to participate in a week-long workshop in L.A. Which girls make the cut? No real surprises here. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/if-you-cant-dance.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/if-you-cant-dance.php Sun, 28 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Callback Craptastic: It's the second day. That means more songs to butcher, more names to slaughter, and more girls you want to strangle. Come see all the murderous fun. Hyphentwins: medicate! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/callback-craptastic.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/callback-craptastic.php Thu, 25 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Pilot: Popstars as they warble, slut and whine their way into your hearts.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/pilot-55.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popstars/pilot-55.php Wed, 17 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500