They keep singing, gesturing, and flirting with the camera.

Maile is all happy and says that singing in Spanish is fun but hard because you have to get "the correct dialogue out." This is not camp, girls. Maile has fun with her dialogue by just making her Spanish as lispy as possible.

Someone let Nicole hit a Mariah Carey Flipper note. I hope that person has been fired. God. Nicole is using the Raised Arm of Accomplishment and Higher Talent.

Ivette flirts with us and sings in Spanish, happy to finally have some recognition. I'm just happy because when she's singing, she can't complain and cry.

Rosanna smells her armpit to a groove and keeps singing right to us. That's fucking sexy.

Ivette tells us in a split screen that when she's singing in Spanish she feels sexy. "I guess…what's the word I'm looking for?" Sensual? "Sensual." Yeah. Totally saw that coming. You girls need more than one writer for your Behind the Music segments.

Nicole holds her face and keeps the beat by smacking her cheeks as she sings one note and the other girls do backup. I remember this song when it was La Isla Bonita, by the way. And girls? Madonna would like it back, because you're hurting it. I love that Nicole is still gesturing like a mother fucker, even though she has no idea if she's giving sister arms on only the definite articles. She has no idea what she's singing, but she's sassing along anyway.

The girls finally finish the song and my ears stop bleeding. Next week the girls go to New York, cueing Sound Cue #2: "Whirlwind tour." For some reason they all take a picture with them moaning and yearning for a closed refrigerator. Nicole tells us that the whole world is watching them and they hope they don't suck. Everyone gets tired, so Ana Maria runs around with a cell phone and a cowboy hat. Hey, I'm just conveying the paradox of what we see and what the narrator tells us. Someone puts a picture on Ivette's back. I hope it says "Kick Me Out." They fly back to L.A. to finish recording the CD. Rosanna loses her voice again and might not be able to sing on the rest of the album. Oh, she's going to get to record her part later on. Well, problem solved there. Who needs next week's show anymore? Doo-wah.