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I Hate You Guys So Much

More driving. Shot of the Broadway sign for no reason at all. Buildings are tall in New York. That's what we've learned in this episode.

The girls are in robes. Maile is starting to crash from whatever drug she was on earlier. They're getting into hair and makeup for the photo shoot, but Access Hollywood stops them in the middle for an interview. In a split screen Ana Maria says that they get asked a lot of the same questions in interviews. Wow. Isn't that life-altering information?

The girls shoot seven pictures in front of a closed refrigerator. They pout and jut out their asses. Now the girls are jumping on a bed for some reason as the narrator tells us: "But the hectic schedule has finally caught up with the girls." Huh? It'd be much more interesting to talk about how insulting it is to have them pout around a refrigerator. But who cares what I think?

As the photo shoot continues, Ana Maria tells us in a split screen: "I have to say that New York was a little more tedious and a little more tiring because of the long hours and because of our schedule just being back-to-back." Nicole continues: "It was like, bam, bam, bam, bam. Every second of the day was filled with something. With a photo shoot, with an interview. It was really exhausting." Luckily we really don't get to see any of this and I'm recapping a recap of their tour in New York. It's like I'm in the other room going, "Oh, and they got their pictures taken! They're tired! Someone said something but I can't see or hear what just happened!"

The girls are on their backs in a circle, just as everyone knew they'd eventually be. Nicole, finally scoring some good shit on the way to the YM shoot, passes out right before they take the group picture. She calls it "falling asleep." Ana Maria and Rosanna gingerly wake Nicole with their fingertips, knowing how dangerous it is to wake Nicole from her drug-induced slumber. Nicole wakes up and has no idea where she is. Her arms go flying up and she's about to Margot Kidder right out of that room. Ana Maria tries to laugh like this has never happened before and it's all so cute and amazing. Ivette and Maile's stone faces give away the fact that Nicole pulls this shit all the damn time. Nicole asks what she's supposed to do. "Look in the camera," the photographer says, using his gentle "Crazy Lady" voice so as not to disturb her.

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