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When Will the Fans Stop Screaming, Clarice?

Back in the green room Maile says she didn't expect to hear people screaming. Some man in the back is offering to help Rosanna take off her clothes. Maile's going on about how "unreal" it all was as Nicole sits back with her eyes closed, allowing the recent heroin fix to soar through her veins. Ana Maria has wrapped her hair in a towel and is drinking water.

The girls sit for autographs. It shouldn't take long if there are only six promotional posters left. Rosanna says things about how all kinds of people (mothers, kids, babies, young boys, "old boys and men") came to see them, but I'm not recapping what Rosanna says anymore. Ooh, I do have to say this, because it's great. She goes, "I mean, I was like, 'Who the hell are we?'" Man, that's almost the best line of the episode, but Jenny's "Forever" line is still my favorite.

Speaking of, we flashback to Jenny getting petted by Nicole while she talks to Ana Maria. Jenny stands and says to us, "I'm just so high. This is just one of the best days in my life." So she did get to spend some time with Nicole, then.

Outside there are more paid fans to surround the limo. They cheer and point at the camera. The girls jump into the limo. Ivette is already on her cell phone. Ana Maria pulls hers out. Maile tells us: "It was so overwhelming. But at the same time we pulled through, we, you know, we had so much fun." Behind her Nicole and Travis hold hands and coo at each other. They really do. Ivette gets a close-up so we don't see the love in the backseat. It has to be that because the alternative is that she had something important to say. You be the judge. "I don't know. It's just like...I don't know." "I'm speechless," Maile says off-camera. "I am too," Ivette says. "I don't know." Nicole has stopped mugging with Travis and lifts her eyelids to say, "Every once in a while I'd look up and I'd just have to take a breath." Rosanna says something I'm not going to recap. But it's about her emotions. She lists about nineteen emotions. Maile says that when they started singing "Good For the Gander" that Eden's Crush came alive for the first time. Everyone else is still amazed at how amazing and beautiful they all are. "It was like our first live concert," Maile says. Uh, "like?"

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