PseudoTravis gets to make the call. Jackie answers the phone, and PseudoTravis asks to speak with Vanessa, for some reason. Vanessa sits on the kitchen counter as Jackie crouches next to her, waiting to hear what's going to happen to their love. PseudoTravis asks Vanessa how she's doing. "I'm doing awesome," she says. I hate her. PseudoTravis asks Vanessa how she feels about her audition, and Vanessa brags that she thinks she did very well, and that she's never gotten this far in an audition before. PseudoTravis invites her to the workshop. Vanessa starts screaming, and her mother screams off-camera in response. Jackie runs over to her and pulls her into his arms. He's feeling her up and eating her neck as she's screaming and talking on the phone. As she tries to finish her conversation with PseudoTravis, Jackie moves his head lower and lower until he's eating his sister out right there as his mother videotapes it. The Salvuccis make me so uncomfortable, y'all. I can't even tell you. PseudoTravis doesn't realize that the sounds of Vanessa screaming "Oh, my God! Oh, my God!" aren't because she's going to the workshop, but because her brother just made her come. PseudoTravis asks to talk to Jackie. Jackie untangles himself from his sister's naughty parts and gets all macho on the phone. PseudoTravis tries to start that bullshit about lots of people and difficult decisions, and Jackie asks to just give it to him straight. PseudoTravis makes a face and then invites Jackie to L.A. as well. The Salvucci family goes nuts and immediately launches into an orgy. Jackie's fingers trace the lines of his sister's stomach in a way that sends shivers through my body as Jackie gets off the phone so he can give his undivided attention to his sister's primal cravings. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Angela Peel just had a baby five minutes ago, so she's ready to move on, move out, and start her own life. We see Crapcock ask Angela at the second-day auditions what's going to happen to her baby. Angela tells them that her baby's daddy takes care of the baby, and that when he's not doing it, there are so many other people who have picked up all of the responsibilities she's shirked, and that the baby is taken care of.

Angela holds up her squirming, unhappy child to the camera. His name is Angel. Angel is unhappy because he has no idea who this woman is holding him. Carlos, the baby's daddy, informs us that he's been with Angela about a year and a half now. That wasn't long before she was pregnant, huh? And what does the proud mother have to say about having a brand-new child and a new relationship and a family? "When I was still pregnant -- oh, God. The depression. The feeling like 'I'm never going to be beautiful again.' I thought I'd never have a chance at my singing career because I'd be busy with the baby all the time. But now I can say I did Popstars." We see Angela on her back with the baby on her stomach, dreaming of the day she doesn't have to be around that child anymore. The narrator reminds us that Angela will be happy with her life if she gets to be a Popstar, but that's pretty much the only way.