The Novak. Nicole and Brooke have put on filmy peignoir sets. Did the Red Cross just have those on hand, or did someones parent bring them? They put on make-up and discuss their plan to look vulnerable and kill-worthy so that the real killer will strike and be caught. They loll about on the Novak tuffet for a while before Brooke gets tired of the whole thing and decides to go study for her finals. She doesnt believe theres a killer, just someone playing a prank for attention. Nicole is having fun with the whole vulnerable whore thing, so she stays.
Back in Harrison and Sams Petri-Dish Of Lethal Bacteria, Sam is horrified by her behavior in front of George. Harrison points out to her that its not wrong because they belong together. Sam doesnt agree, so Harrison goes crazy and puts a chair through the glass in the door. Youre free, says Harrison. Go infect George like youve infected me with your indecision and your fear. Oh God, did someone actually write that line with a straight face? Sam leaves the quarantine room. The killer watches her through his mask.
Lily, Carmen, and Mary Cherry enter the Novak, wondering whats taking so long, as Nicole is still lying unmolested on the tuffet. Wait, says Carmen. In horror films, dont they always go for the virgins? Actually, they dont. Its always the sexually active teens who get it first. Nevertheless, they decide to put Lily on the tuffet instead. For some reason, she takes Josh with her so they can make out -- thus ruining that whole virgin image that was supposed to attract the killer in the first place. After a while, the Novak door swings open, and we see a pair of fuzzy purple-slippered feet enter. A knife is raised. The gang sweeps in to to find April Tuna about to kill Josh and Lily. After an interrogation, they find out that the knife is rubber and April was just looking for some attention. Wait, says Lily. So if April isnt the killer, then Josh interrupts her. Then the killer is roaming the halls!