They cut to Chem, who is roaming the halls. Her cell phone rings. “Hello Clarisse,” says the killer, who appears right behind her.

They cut to a commercial and another segment of Face Time. James Van Der Beek is the guest and is taking questions from the audience. Unfortunately, I’m not in the studio audience, or I’d be asking about those rumors and him and the Flash getting it on. But he does tell the studio audience that the person he’d most like to meet, living or dead, would be Paul Newman -- interesting -- and that deep inside, Dawson is still in love with Joey.

“Who is this?” asks a world-weary Chem. “I know what you did last spring break,” says the scary killer. “Yeah,” says Chem. “I went to a cat show in Pomona and canned some okra. No big whoop. Now who is this?” Hee! The killer tells her to turn around. She does, and when she sees the big knife, she puts out her arms. “Please, take me now.” The killer tells her she’s supposed to run. “Consider it a mercy killing,” says Chem. “Just don’t make me go back to teaching those kids!” “Forget it,” says the killer, exiting. Chem calls him a big girl. Hee!

Elsewhere in the halls, Brooke comforts George over what he saw when he went in to rescue Sam. In doing so, she almost lets it slip that she has her own personal reasons to be upset about a Sam-and-Harrison coupling. “I know for a fact that Harrison isn’t sick or contagious,” she says knowingly.

Chem explains to Lily and Josh that she had an encounter with the killer. Just as she wraps up her story, a woman we’ve never seen before enters and introduces herself as Dr. Jeanne Salk from the CDC. “Sorry I’m late,” she says. “But my travel agent screwed up my flight like you wouldn’t believe.” Next thing you know, the officious blonde woman who originally introduced herself to the kids as Dr. Jeanne Salk is behind a glass wall, being questioned. She confesses that her name is really Suzi Klein. “Never heard of her,” says Mary Cherry into the microphone. “Oh, but I think you have, Mary Cherry!” says Susie ominously. “I’m the travel agent you screwed over last week when you cancelled your trip to Cancun.” A flashback shows Suzi in her cheery travel-agent mode, working for an agency called “Perky Travel.” Awwww! She’s so cute when she’s being a super helpful perky travel agent! Anyway, just as she wins a free trip to Sandals for unloading a minimum number of Plummet Air flights on to her customers, Mary Cherry calls and cancels her trip, leaving her nine tickets short of Sandals eligibility. “Somebody is going to pay for what they just did to me…with their lives!” she shrieks, breaking a pencil in half with her hands. She goes on to explain that she stalked the Kennedy gang for a week in order to gather ammunition for revenge.