Harrison enters. Everyone freaks and puts their hands over their mouths to avoid getting germs. Chem introduces Harrison to the real Jeanne Salk as “Patient Zero.” Jeanne remarks that Harrison looks pretty healthy for someone allegedly suffering from the Rift Valley Fever, and takes him aside for an examination. While she does this, Chem goes to inform the authorities about Suzi Klein, and to call the Kennedy gang’s parents to alert them to what they were really up to over spring break. “No!!!!!” screams Mary Cherry. Suzi Klein hangs her head in shame.

The sun comes up, and Dr. Salk points out to Harrison in the examining room that that’s usually a sign in horror flicks that order has been restored. Thanks, Dr. Salk, but it’s not like I’ve never seen any of the Scream flicks before. She pronounces Harrison perfectly healthy. George, Sam, and Brooke enter the examining room and tell the doctor that Harrison knew all along he wasn’t infected. Harrison is forced to confess that he never went to Yemen. Instead, he was comforting Brooke when she caught Jamie cheating on her. They checked into a hotel room for the week and got it on. This means that Harrison isn’t a virgin anymore. Ew. “You lied to me!” says Sam. “Now I guess everybody’s gotten back at everybody else,” says George. “And now everybody’s heartbroken.” Brooke tells Sam that she’s sorry. Harrison tries to explain, but Sam cuts him off. “It’s my turn to say I never want to see you again,” says Sam, exiting. The parakeet comes back to life. “He woke up,” says Harrison. “I guess everybody did,” says Dr. Jeanne Salk. Whatever. Credits. Oh, cool -- next week there’s going to be a cat fight between Sam and Brooke over Harrison. Except for the "cool" part.