Harrison and Sam. Yup, theyre still under quarantine and still fighting. Sam accuses Harrison of giving her the Rift Valley Fever on purpose. Harrison denies this, pointing to his Yemen trip as proof of his desire to get away from her. He also refers to it as a Peace Corps trip. Like, um, does the Peace Corps have trips? I thought you just joined it for a few years after you graduated from college, if you could make such a commitment. Its foreign service like the army, not a resort you can check into for a couple of weeks. Anyway, Harrison taunts her with stories of hiking in the woods with a hot Yemenian chick. Sam wants to know if he lost it. Harrison tells her he didnt. Oh, okay. Harrison is still a virgin. I really didnt think that they'd actually have him lose it so casually after all the drawn-out attempts hes made before, but I was worried there for a moment. Harrison explains that he couldnt go all the way with the hot Yemenian, because she wasnt Sam. Before they can fully absorb that moment together, they hear a thud. The parakeet has died. Sam panics and picks up the phone. Okay, speaking of phones, why hasnt anyone called their parents at this point? I cant believe the whole school -- well, just the Blondes and the Browns -- are being quarantined, and no parents seem to be terribly concerned and no one has thought to include a shot of someones mother trying to get a pan of brownies to their kid past the National Guards stationed out front or something. How cheap is this shows budget? Or did they blow their wad on Ed McMahons cameo last week? ["And speaking of that, where'd the pajamas come from? Did their parents drop them off, or do all the kids just carry overnight bags? That's bugging me." -- Sars] Anyway, while Sam tries to call for help, we see a pair of anonymous hands in leather gloves cutting what Id presume to be phone wires. Unable to make a call, Sam assumes that the lines are down to prevent them from alerting the media and starting a panic. The same unseen hands are seen brandishing a knife.
Episode Report CardGustave: C+ | 704 USERS: B-
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