Boys' locker room. Through holes in the killers mask, we see Josh showering -- and doing a really excellent send-up of one of those shower scenes where the girl whos about to get it keeps gratuitously lathering up her firm youthful parts, all the while assuming that her naked self is safe from harm. Josh lovingly lathers up his pecs and kisses his biceps. His cell phone rings. Its the scary killer, letting him he knows what he did last spring break. And youre going to pay for what you did with your life! says the scary killer, sneaking up behind him and getting ready to stick his knife into Josh. Before the knife comes down, though, Josh drops his soap, and the knife misses him while he bends over to pick it up. Heh heh, geddit? He dropped the soap? And no, we dont actually get to see this. Hes in one of those M*A*S*H-style shower stalls that only show him from the torso up. Killer tells Josh to look in his locker. Josh dries off, puts a towel around his waist, and goes over to his locker. Scary music plays. There, he finds a picture of Lily and him sharing a candlelit dinner, which they are toasting with wine. Josh freaks out at this picture -- which seems perfectly innocent to me -- and demands to know who the caller is. The killer reveals himself and chases Josh through the halls, just like he did to Mary Cherry. Josh even trips on the same banana peel and does a fly-girl/martial-arts dance of his own. Finally, he runs into Lily and the killer disappears.
Episode Report CardGustave: C+ | 704 USERS: B-
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