Cut to the party. Mary Cherry is yelling at Sugar Daddy. Sam marches right up to Brooke and pushes her. Brooke, understandably upset and confused, says, "Sam, what are you doing here? Is this about lab or something? Can’t it wait?" SB is right at her side like a pugnacious bulldog. Sam yells, "No. We’re talking about it, right now!" The DJ stops the record, the whole party watches. Sam demands to know why they weren’t invited to the party. Brooke calls her on her terrible manners and asks what right she has to ask these kinds of rude questions, at a party to which she clearly was only kind of invited. Sam makes a crack about Brooke being a princess, Brooke points out that Sam is an elitist snot just like everyone else. SB says that Brooke ought to smack Sam (I kind of agree with her). LBH calls SB a bitch, which provokes SB to lapse into Sugar Daddy’s weirdo ghetto-speak. They start to fly at each other when -­ SURPRISE ­- the parents finally come home. After a series of incredulous questions, the story comes out that Sam’s mom and Brooke’s dad met during a layover at the airport, his flight was canceled, he went on the cruise, and now they’re engaged. Um, what? The scene, and the show, closes with the camera cutting from one horrified face to another, except for my new boyfriend, Harrison, who looks just as pleased as punch.