http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2009 Wed, 11 Jul 2001 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Promblems: The question of Mary Cherry's paternity is answered when her long-lost Latino twin shows up. RuPaul guest stars. Josh and Lily find out that love is not, in fact, enough. Harrison chooses Sam. Nicole runs Brooke down with a car. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/promblems.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/promblems.php Fri, 25 May 2001 23:00:00 -0500 You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape...: Josh and Lily get married. Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Well neither did the writers...until a bunch of them went on a crystal-meth binge upon hearing they'd be out of job pretty soon. Mary Cherry, yet again the only redeeming feature of this episode, incurs the wrath of a seventh-year senior and finds out who her friends really are. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/you_dont_tug_on_supermans_cape.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/you_dont_tug_on_supermans_cape.php Thu, 17 May 2001 23:00:00 -0500 I Know What You Did Last Spring Break!: Popular would avoid making a parody of the most picked-over genre in the history of film: the teen slasher flick. I mean, what's left to say now that the Scream trilogy pretty much deconstructed the genre to death and then Scary Movie deconstructed the Scream trilogy? Two words: Mary Cherry and a banana peel.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/i_know_what_you_did_last_sprin.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/i_know_what_you_did_last_sprin.php Fri, 11 May 2001 23:00:00 -0500 The Brain Game: Mary Cherry wins our hearts all over again as she forms an academic decathlon team at Kennedy just so she can be on TV. Josh and Lily almost break up over the intellectual disparity in their relationship. Carmen makes an big ass out of her newly Latina self. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_brain_game.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_brain_game.php Thu, 03 May 2001 23:00:00 -0500 Coup: Brooke is forbidden to date her new college boyfriend and Harrison, Lily and Josh have a dance-off. This gives everyone some much needed time to go make popcorn in between the scenes in which Nicole KICKS ASS. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/coup.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/coup.php Thu, 22 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Fag: There's no such thing as discrimination when Gustave looks for a substance that will dull the pain of having to recap this antediluvian episode, in which everyone suffers some form of social oppression. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/fag.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/fag.php Thu, 15 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 It's Greek To Me: The girls decide that they are sick of the immature boys in their lives, so they decide to sneak out and attend a frat party. Carmen is almost date-raped. Brooke almost gets her ass kicked by a truckload of anorexic sorority girls, and Lily and Sam have to stay home with Mike and Jane. Furthermore, Nicole wraps up her birth mother plotline. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/its_greek_to_me.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/its_greek_to_me.php Thu, 08 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 The News Of My Death Has Been Greatly Exaggerated: No Mike and Jane. No “fat Carmen” jokes. A shout-out. Lily being tolerable. In other words, an amazing episode. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_news_of_my_death_has_been.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_news_of_my_death_has_been.php Thu, 01 Mar 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Mary Charity: Everyone's too proud to beg. Except the po' folk, who huddle in front of fires in garbage cans. Thank God Lily has their best interests at heart and comes around every so often to smile at all of them warmly. Speaking of charity, now that Harrison has had leukemia, Brooke wants to date him. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/mary_charity.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/mary_charity.php Thu, 08 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 The Shocking Possession Of Harrison John: Popular's newfound triumph of camp over schmaltz gain much-needed ratings and critical success in time to prevent impending cancellation? Judging by its banishment from February sweeps, Gustave says, sadly, no. Nicole finds out she's adopted. Harrison, who has her bone marrow, starts acting like an uber bitch.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_shocking_possession_of_har.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_shocking_possession_of_har.php Fri, 02 Feb 2001 22:00:00 -0500 Fire In The Hole: Chem makes the kids take part in her play about STDs just as Sam and George (remember him?) start thinking about doin' it. Mary Cherry takes her role as a case of crabs too seriously. Harrison decides that since he came thisclose to dying a virgin, he'll do anything to get some experience. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/fire_in_the_hole.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/fire_in_the_hole.php Mon, 29 Jan 2001 22:00:00 -0500 The Consequences Of Falling: It's Christmas, and Harrison finds out what life would have been like if he'd never been born. Sound familiar? Yawn. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_consequences_of_falling.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_consequences_of_falling.php Fri, 22 Dec 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Are You There, God? It's Me, Ann-Margret: Harrison meets God and finds out she's got a great plastic surgeon. Carmen's mom hits her again. Sam's not a doctor, but she plays one on stage. Lily and Josh get naked. And only Nicole's deliciously bitchy appearance tonight has stopped me from throwing my TV out the window. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/are_you_there_god_its_me_annma.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/are_you_there_god_its_me_annma.php Fri, 15 Dec 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Misery Loathes Company: On so many levels. And less Brooke. But more so. Oh yeah, and a toilet seat gets stuck to Carmen's butt, and Harrison doesn't like his roommate at Cancer Sleepaway Camp. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/misery_loathes_company.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/misery_loathes_company.php Sat, 25 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Ur-ine Trouble (2): Popular actually assumes we care enough about the health of any of their characters to sit through a really heinous cancer story line. Carmen grabs the homecoming crown because she's just so GREAT. I'm sure I'll see it someday. Goodbye, Michelle Phillips.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/urine_trouble_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/urine_trouble_2.php Thu, 16 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Style And Substance Abuse (1): Lily and Josh get it on over the counter and under the sheets. Sam, Carmen, Nicole, and Mary Cherry run for homecoming queen. Brooke, Harrison, and April Tuna run for student council president. Chem's high school nemesis shows up. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/style_and_substance_abuse_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/style_and_substance_abuse_1.php Thu, 09 Nov 2000 22:00:00 -0500 Joe Loves Mary Cherry: Sam and Brooke have a catfight over the new, dull quarterback. We finally find out why Mary Cherry calls Harrison "Joe." Nicole schemes and plots. Lily and Josh hook up. Jane and Mike live and breathe. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/joe_loves_mary_cherry.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/joe_loves_mary_cherry.php Thu, 26 Oct 2000 23:00:00 -0500 The Sweetest Taboo: Everyone is supposed to be laughing at how big Mary Cherry's lip implants are, but in reality we are all laughing at Sam's hair, which just gets bigger and bigger throughout the episode. Josh's mom is back, so you can count on a lot of uncomfortable situations. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_sweetest_taboo.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/popular/the_sweetest_taboo.php Sun, 22 Oct 2000 23:00:00 -0500