As Josh and Emory leave, Harrison and Nicole run into each other, and Nicole warns Harrison again. Gee, I think she's really going to do it. She's, like, mentioned it twice and everything. "Soon the whole school will know who you are, Harrison," says Nicole. "A big fat evil creep." Harrison runs off with his tail between his legs. Nicole stops in front of April's memorial, sees the pictures of April in stand-up frames, and has herself a moment.
Next thing you know, Emory and Josh have formed a secret society called "The Kennedy Mullets." They call their first meeting to order. "Richard Marx rocks," they all chant in unison. Chem is among them. She's got a permed mullet, also known as a "Tony Geary." Josh speaks to the group. His mullet has burst forth even further. He proposes that they go to April Tuna's memorial together as an act of mullet visibility. The Mullets are behind Josh. They march into the memorial service with, you guessed it, "It's My Hair" playing in the background. Like, is there a chapel in Kennedy high? Doesn't that violate a church-and-state thing? The Glamazons are already seated. Harrison and Sam enter together "accidentally," or "contrivedly," depending on how you look at it. Awkwardness abounds. Sam is wearing Angelina Jolie's Morticia Addams dress from last year's Oscars and just as much eyeliner. Her hair looks like a nice big thatch of black shag carpeting. I mean, it's just so appropriate to be uncharacteristically goth for a real-life funeral. Harrison, who is wearing a black long-sleeved t-shirt with a skull and crossbones emblazoned on his chest, presses her again for a relationship. Sam is all, "I have to theenk about it."
Emory Dick speaks. He recalls his fondest memory of April. A flashback shows April approaching Emory Dick in the hall and inviting him to meet her in the janitor's closet for some "froo-tage." Emory is paralyzed, not knowing what "froo-tage" is exactly. "Hey Dick," says April, on yet another day, waiting for a response. "Did you happen to see the front page of the I'm Horny News? It says, I'm gonna get me some froo-tage this afternoon! Be there!" Emory expresses regret at never going to meet April and getting some froo-tage. Mary Cherry winks conspiratorially at him while Chem licks her lips. He wishes April Godspeed.