The Palace bathroom. Sam confronts Brooke about kissing Harrison. Brooke explains that it's all part of the plan to toy with Harrison's emotions before she dumps him in some gut-wrenching way. At first, Sam doesn't buy it, but eventually she comes around. "How did you leave things with him?" she asks Brooke. "I'm supposed to call him tonight," says Brooke. "Good," says Sam. "Don't. I have a better idea."

Mrs. Ford's apartment. Lily and Josh discuss his plan to live with his father senior year. "He sounds strict," says Lily, stating the painfully obvious. Josh assures her he'll make it. He just needs to find a way to break it to his mom. Lily promises to support him through the worst of it emotionally, and surprises him with news that she's planned a trip for them to San Francisco. Apparently, something activist-y is going on there called "Heal the Bay," and everyone knows how much of a turn-on a futile act of grassroots activism is for Lily. Who knows? She might even let Josh get to second base amidst all that marching and stuff. Unfortunately, Josh can't go, because his father has enrolled him in an intensive football camp. "Is that something you really want to do?" asks Lily. Josh tells her how prestigious the football camp is. "That's not what I asked," says Lily. "Is this something you want to do?" She expresses concern that Josh isn't going to have time to "find himself" between the football practices and strict curfew. "I'd rather have you living three thousand miles away and still be the guy I fell in love with than right next door and a football player," she says. Okay, for the seventeen hundredth time, not only does Josh like football, but he can't be on the team because he was kicked off. Am I the only one who watches this show? Oh wait, I kind of am. Anyway, Lily proposes another solution to their problems: marriage. Right, Lily, because when you get married, you can stay in school and not have to work for a living, because little green elves appear magically and build you your very own home which is built out of a very special kind of gingerbread so you can also lick it for nourishment. You know, I'm surprised more people don't look into options like this.