Everybody: "So then where's poor old Lucas?"
Nobody: (Actually cares.)
They stare and try to care, having become blind to all death and mayhem at this point. Later on, A scoops one of Lucas's shoes out of the water.
Next week: I'm so sure Lucas is dead. Or A. Or even slightly a bad guy. (Beyond how all guys are awful when they nice-guy you like that, obviously.)
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.