Jessica drunkenly gives Hanna the DiLaurentis Family Parrot -- which surprise, squawks weird clues about Alison's death, although I guess a parrot would remember out-of-the-ordinary things like, if a teenage girl managed to warp time and space around herself and fly planes back and forth across the Eastern Seaboard while blackmailing about a hundred grownups and then become her own twin and climb out of the ground and have eighteen last conversations all over town on video and die several times in a row and still not be dead, a parrot would probably think that was all pretty interesting -- while Toby tells Spencer some, maybe all, of the truth about his horrible family and dead mom; Ashley Marin continues to be further imperiled, which is no joke; and A literally tries to murder Mona.
Meanwhile, Aria meets a cute karate instructor. Just sayin'.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Killing, Pretty Little Liars, Mistresses, and Defiance for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, Twitter, and Facebook, as well as a regular column for Tor.com, Geek Love. A new short story, "This Is Why We Jump," appeared in this month's Clarkesworld Magazine.