SCHOOL

Aria: "Byron got a new haircut and he's started bathing, so I guess the whole Meredith thing is on."
Hanna: "Well, don't tell your mom."
Aria: "Okay, I'm going to go tell my mom."

Ella: "Hey, daughter! Anything grody to tell me?"
Aria: "Maybe over dinner?"
Ella: "I can't ever go to dinner ever again. I have to work hard, as a divorcée."
Aria: "I wish you had friends."
Ella: "I don't need friends, I have my endlessly fascinating daughter."
Aria: "That's convincing. Never mind."

RADLEY

Nurse: "You can't visit Mona anymore! That bitch is crazy!"
Hanna: "Okay, I'm just going to go visit Mona now."
Orderly: "Seriously, she can't have visitors. She tried to climb a werewolf's face. I would tell you more, causing an abrupt breakdown in communication between you and your boyfriend, but I wasn't there that day."
Hanna: "Then I shall have to investigate."

TALON

Cute Hipster Boss: "As part of your barrista job, you'll be making various Americanos. Do you know what an Americano is?"
Emily: "Yeah, but apparently you don't. How can you do variations on espresso with water in it? Or is this like how Starbucks thinks a macchiato is some made-up other thing?"
CHB: "I look like Jean-Ralphio! It keeps you on your toes!"

Nate St. Germain: "Are you Emily Fields? I heard you suddenly worked at this coffee shop."
Emily: "I just started working here five seconds ago, but yes, that's me. Are you A or something?"
Nate: "No, I'm Maya's cousin. I am problematic in terms of lesbian representation."
Emily: "You can be a lesbian and still date guys. There's not like a checklist, or official membership. Although I have paid my dues."
Nate: "Cool, well I go to your high school now, and we both miss Maya. So give me a call."
Emily: "Couldn't possibly be weirder than that five seconds I thought I was dating Toby Cavanaugh."
CHB: "Toes!"