Hanna: "That makes sense, actually. Just don't call yourself that in front of any of the doctors. Especially any crazy hot ones that once molested Spencer."
Aria is menaced by A throughout the episode but doesn't notice it, because she is oblivious to everything, ever.
Aria: "...Dad? Is that you with the strange rustling noises? Mixed in with all the other strange rustling noises that follow me everywhere?"
Byron: "Honey, yes. I was just lurking in the house I don't live in anymore."
Aria: "Can I talk to you about a thing I once did?"
Byron: "As long as I can get self-righteous about it, even though I don't have a leg to stand on."
Aria: "That goes without saying. It's your main deal. So like, remember when somebody wrecked shop on your office at school, and you thought it was Meredith stalking you?"
Byron: "Yeah. That was a dark time in my relationship with her."
Aria: "Okay, well, that was actually me that did that."
Byron: "ARIA! I can't believe this! I can't believe you contributed to the breakdown in my extramarital affair! God, I'm so embarrassed!"
Aria: "Well. I did. I did that. Couple years ago, I did that. And now you're divorced, so..."
Byron: "No way, you are not getting out of this just by referring to my own destruction of my marriage. Not that easy, missy."
Aria: "This was really more of a courtesy call, in all honesty..."
Byron: "No. You are going to march yourself over to the Talon tomorrow, where Meredith hangs out because she doesn't have a job, and you are going to apologize to her."
Aria: "Uh, for what, exactly?"
Byron: "For HURTING MY FEELINGS!"
Ella: "Emily, I hope that awful music you ladies enjoy so much has you ready to ace this test. Do you feel emotionally prepared?"
Emily: "I was born the opposite of that, but I am going to do my best. I heard that taking tests is easy if you listen to music, because you already know all of the facts and answers somehow. If you just believe."
Ella: "That doesn't sound completely right! But good luck!"
This is my favorite part! Hanna checks Caleb at the gate and heads inside to see Mona, who is just sitting there, you know, and without asking a single question she just sits down and takes out her makeup kit. Isn't that so great? Isn't that so Hanna? It's so Hanna, and it's so very Mona, and then too it's so Hanna to know that it's so Mona. You know? Just effortless. Beautiful, loving, compassionate, insightful, wise. They do Hanna so right on this show, I love it.