Pretty Little Liars
Close Encounters

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 44 USERS: A
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Won't Stop, Can't Stop

Jake is like, "I knew it." But instead of investigating, he leaves Ezria to their horrible lives and continues on down the street toward the Applewood Grille, looking for grilled foods to celebrate his newfound singlehood and National title. At this point, note, Jake's feet are uninjured and have not yet had a single, much less dozens, of knives driven into and through them. Thus, he is moving quickly, and with a dancer's agility.

Meanwhile, Aria comes home to a package Jake sent from Harrisburg containing one (1) ugly necklace. He knows her so well! But she can't keep it. Maybe if it had feathers on it or was bigger than her fist she would, but this is just entry-level ugly: A silver coin or medallion with bright red Japanese characters that mean CREEPING.

CREEPING

Travis: "I should go. It's not in my cowboy way to stay at a lady's house past dinner time."
CREEPING: "How about a big kiss with no warning?"
Travis: "Uh, that was nice? But you're manic as hell and I won't be a rebound."
CREEPING: "Who says you're a rebound? Besides everything I am doing and saying."
Travis: "That's messed up, though. Please don't force me to make decisions for you."
CREEPING: "Nobody's making actual decisions right now, trust me."

Ashley: "Hey guys. You seem to be making out."
Hanna: "Don't judge me!"
Ashley: "I'm not judging you, I'm just saying you're comin' in a little hot."
Hanna: "You don't understand kids these days!"
Travis: "Yeah so I'm just gonna go."

Hanna: "Mom! You killed the vibe!"
Ashley: "Thank God. You are acting insane and that boy seems really nice. And hot. You'll thank me later when it's legit."
Hanna: "I DON'T NEED EVERYBODY TO FIX IT! JUST BE A WITNESS TO MY EXPERIENCE!"

HASTINGS

Peter: "Why are you going in my briefcase? Hand it over."
Spencer: "So Jessica DiLaurentis is on the Board at Radley, huh? Is she the one that fed you that frankly ludicrous cover-up story about the accident and the witness?"
Peter: "Not exactly in those words! Look, I have to go pick up your mom. Maybe you should go have dinner somewhere else."
Spencer: "Is Jason even in rehab? What is like one true thing?"
Peter: "I know this is what drives you crazy, and I'm sorry about that. But kindly fuck off and stop trying to ruin my marriage."

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