Toby: "Either way, a compelling reason to commit to this line of investigation."
Spencer: "Thank you for not challenging me."
Caleb: "Are you guys making out yet?"
Aria: "When did you get here?"
Mike: "Like a minute ago. You know, you're very pretty and very little, but not a great liar. Skyping with Mom? I love her, but I'm not staying home to do that. Come on. If only because you should know to cover your tracks better than that."
Aria: "So are you okay?"
Mike: "Cleared of all charges, thanks to your Mr. Fitz. I'm starting to wish I had done this, the guy's a jerk -- and I had just promised to protect you when it happened."
Aria: "Montgomerys don't do that. We find other ways to solve our problems. Like ignoring them, or blaming Byron."
Byron: "Did somebody say my name? I have brought food from a restaurant called Sausage King!"
Aria: "To what end? There is zero possibility that I am not a vegetarian."
Pam: "Emily, what are you UP to?"
Emily: "Just doing some homework. On Website Page Steaks. Just doing some steak homework."
Pam: "I meant thanks for missing your stupid appointment like you were obviously going to do."
Emily: "Honestly I am really sorry. Shit is tough. I had stuff to do! Save Hanna, get you fired..."
Pam: "By the way, good job on that one."
Emily: "You're fired?"
"You crashed Wilden's. Now I'll make it all come crashing down. Kisses, A."
Emily: "Surely that is figurative and she's not going to drive a car actually into my living room."
Ezra: "What are you, stalking me? Just kidding. That would be ironic."
Aria: "No, just dropping off a note to thank you for swooping. Followed by a note that simply says STOP SWOOPING. Followed by a picture of me in a bra with a paper bag over my head. And then that picture again, but with a big black box over the boobs."
Ezra: "You are the worst at dumping!"
Aria: "Or am I just dicking with your head?"
Ezra: "I would do anything for you, you know that. Except ever believe anything you say or trust your judgment about even the smallest things. Now, are we going to kiss or are you still being stupid about how it'll get me and my son killed, and also you have an awesome new boyfriend who actually respects you?"