It's 11:38 PM in Rosewood PA, do you know where your children are? How about your stalker(s)? Dead or not dead best friends, crushes, lesbian lovers? Do you know where your mom is at? How about your werewolf ex-boyfriend's mom? Do you know where your ankle bracelet is?
Suddenly, her eyes pop open. It was the code!
Miss Aria, You're A Killer, Not Ezra's Wife. Miss Aria You're A Killer, Not Ezra's Wife. Where Were We? Maya's Away, Sleeping Sweet. Until Garrett's All Rosy, Count On Me. Where Were We? No One To Save Ali From Evil. No One To Save Ali From Evil.
MAYA KNEW. MAYA KNEW.
LIARS MEETING IMMEDIATELY
Spencer: "Shit, a code? I've been waiting my whole life for this."
Hanna: "She was talking in code because Aria was there."
Aria: "Wait, this is now my fault? Uh, you gave that girl tweezers!"
Hanna: "No, I'm just saying she was being a bitch. And that she wanted me to remember that day she taught me the code, because it has to do with Mr. DiLaurentis attacking me physically, because it has to do with the Ouija board. Which we kind of already knew because of that thing showing up in my kitchen, but this is way too cool to poke holes in it right now."
Spencer: "I have a French exam at eight AM. Skip to the solution."
Hanna: "No One To Save Ali From Evil."
Spencer: "Not safe."
Everybody: Stares at her like she is a mind witch.
Spencer: "Come on, guys. It's not that hard to figure out."
Hanna: "Oh, and I just randomly remember her whole other poem she kept saying."
Nobody: Stares at her, even though that's way more impressive.
So they type in the website, and up pops Maya -- whose middle name was Anne, just like most Slayers, which gives us "MAS Sugar" -- throwing some horrible peace sign. And then they are stymied, because they need a password.
Aria: "Did Mona mean she's not safe? Or that we're not?"
Um, I think we can all agree that one's moot, dear heart. You are most assuredly not safe. And Mona's safety is secondary to the problem of obviously figure out the password now. Your thoughts? Tell Hanna "I'm Sorry," that was my first thought. Or something doll-related. I do very much love getting confirmation, though, on the fact that Maya was learning more about the A-Team, because they haven't hit that note in a while. Oh, Maya. You are missed, sort of.