Spencer: "My brother is the Batman."
HATEFULLY HIDEOUS BOUTIQUE
Cece: "These are everywhere in LA right now. Rachel Zoe practically gives them out as business cards. They are called scabies!"
Shoppers: "No thanks. That bitch is the worst."
Cece: "Nate, why don't you go through the Vera Neumann junk over there, I'm sure it's in your price range."
Emily: "Is everything in your store hatefully hideous?"
Cece: "That's what it says on the sign, sweet cheeks. Now that we're alone, tell me why you hate this chick you're shopping for. Is he F-Zoning you?"
Emily: "No, I hate her for..."
Cece: "Because he's hot as hell. You've have to be blind, or a lesb..."
Cece: "Oh, you're the one."
Emily: "Even knowing she gossiped to you about our relationship in a way that seriously minimizes me in a shitty way, I cannot stay mad at that monster."
Cece: "So if you're not into him, why do you care if he's with Jenna? She a bitch or something?"
Emily: "She's... Something. Of those two things, she is the latter."
Cece: "Well, whatever. You should dissuade him from dating her, if you don't think he should date her. You're apparently friends, so..."
Nate: "Emily, do you like this awful Vera scarf?"
Emily: "No, because it's not the '90s and because I don't hate myself. But good instincts, because I hear Jenna's really into color these days, and that scarf definitely has a lot of those."
Nate: "What about these earrings? They're just like the ones you gave Maya a week before her death, a thing I could not possibly know."
Emily: "Weird. But anyway, look. Maybe you shouldn't put quite so many eggs in the Jenna basket. Let's rethink our price range here."
Nate, verbatim: "Would you quit 'busting my chops'? I wouldn't even be buying her this gift if the hottest girl in Rosewood was available... Or interested in guys."
Emily: Heroically does not barf. Kick him to the curb! He's not even really her cousin I bet!
Cece, swooping in: "...You totally picked my favorite! Those earrings go great with unnerving eyeballs."