A-TAG

One of the A-Team buys a bottle of whiskey, producing ID on request. We do not see the card itself, but we know that one of the As -- probably the same one that took the field mission to kill Caleb's mom -- is of age. Is it CeCe Drake? I hope to God it's CeCe Drake.

NEXT WEEK: SPENCER JUST GOES FUCKING NUTS OK

If they have a single clue between them, clearly their next step should be administering Emily with various medications at measured doses, to see what else she comes up with, or else they should all take drugs together and see if Ali or her ghost or her red-coated twin or somebody in a blonde wig or Ali in a brown wig or some other ghost or even Mikey Montgomery shows up. Clearly the answer is psychotropics at this point. Which could explain the scenes from next week that involve Spencer launching herself through the air at Mona's face with a guttural howl.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, Deception, and Pretty Little Liars for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, and a novelette, "The Commonplace Book," appeared this fall on Tor.com.