Spencer slams her locker door and stalks away, punching extras in the full-on face without even looking. She is so scary!
Caleb: "Hey Hanna, I got a text from my mom. A real one, not a lie this time. She's saying Aunt Petunia is moving to Australia and they're selling the house I grew up in."
Hanna: "Isn't that the aunt that put you in foster care? Why do we give a damn about this?"
Caleb: "We don't, actually."
Hanna: "I kinda feel like we do. Welcome to me girlfriending the shit out of you on this one. I feel empowered to force you into this because of this one time I talked to a ghost in a chair. Also, because this episode is about doing this exact thing. So even though you are right, and Aunt Petunia can go to hell, I still feel like it's necessary to force you to relive your entire shameful werewolf childhood."
Wesley: "Hey, why are you rolling around in my brother's bed?"
Aria: "Don't ask me questions. Why are you here in your brother's apartment?"
Wesley: "For reasons of lies. You're so pathetic, come by anytime."
Aria: "As soon as I figure out how to top this airbrushed-kitten t-shirt and stirrup pants."
PI: "Toby has been buying sandwiches and hydrangeas, mainly. Not the act of a person who is about to close down Lair 3.0 and start it up again somewhere else. So I'm guessing he is still in love with you. Do you want me to find Lair 3.0 and see if he still exists?"
Spencer: "I'll let you know, after a few musical montages of me freaking the hell out."
Pam: "Being a businesswoman is stressful! I ate Corn Nuts for lunch. I thought they were a food."
Emily: "Wow, without a man around you really do just completely fall apart."
Pam: "Let's go out to dinner right now. I don't feel like cooking, because I work now."
Emily: "Can you just leave like that?"
Pam: "What are they gonna do, arrest me?"
Emily: "Good one. Hey, where did you get this Eiffel Tower postcard from Ali's casket?"
Pam: "I guess it was slipped into my briefcase that I got for work as a businesswoman. Probably by A, given the red-marker writing on the back with all the letter As pointedly capitalized. Do you know anywhere around here that offers a Businesswomen's special? You know how some places have like a lunch special? For Businesswomen?"