She heads off down the lane, things exploding and wreckage flying everywhere from her totally crazed rage.
Jamie Doyle: "If you find a copy of Mike Mulligan's Steam Shovel in there, I'll take it."
Hanna: "Word, that is like the best book of all time."
(Truth. To this day that book is the reason I only date blue-collar pre-war guys, such as Jamie Doyle here. And, yes, the occasional steam shovel.)
Hanna: "Jamie Doyle, what can you tell me about your brother, Caleb's father?"
Jamie Doyle: "Well, he's clearly me. Did Caleb inherit my emotional immaturity?"
Hanna: "No, living in the walls of a high school in the form of a wolf seems to have really made him a good boyfriend. He's tender and sweet, and usually cheery."
Jamie Doyle: "Not today, though. I'm glad meeting back up with his mom helped."
Hanna: "Hey, I'm a complete stranger but super nosy, so just go with me here. Did his parents love each other?"
Jamie Doyle: "They loved each other -- briefly -- but that father of Caleb's who is me, he said he needed space. She deserved better. Everybody did, especially Caleb. He's not somebody we need to mourn."
Hanna: "That's kind of harsh."
Jamie Doyle: "Think of it this way. Even if he did come back, when you leave people behind they keep going. Keep on having a life. You'd be meeting a new person and have to start from scratch. It comforts me to think it's usually true, that they don't really wait."
Ali: "Well, some of them. Others just go crazy, or date my stalker..."
Spencer: "Yeah, not everybody is capable of that. Trust me on that one."
Aria: "I like to roll around in beds and hit on little brothers."
Ashley: "I just drink a lot of wine since my divorce."
Ella: "I have sex with hot baristas since mine."
Pam: "Emily's father and I are actually the same person, just in different clothes."
Emily: "I engage in mesmerism."
Anne: "Oddly, the show has started with you already hypnotized, so it's possible I'm still messing with you on A's orders. It's too bad I'm not Caleb's real mom, that would have been great. Anyway, remember everything about That Night."
Emily: "You mean the night at the lighthouse, but when we say That Night on this show we're talking about the night I was discovered at Ali's dug-up gravesite after being roofied and kidnapped by no less than like five different individuals over the course of things."
Anne: "So I guess it's about to get weird, then. I didn't know that information."