FITZPARTMENT

Aria: "I know you're staying here and you're in hiding, and all, but I thought maybe I would just skulk around for a little while."
Wesley: "It's okay, I was just writing a poem on this old black typewriter."
Aria: "I have a feeling we're going to be good friends. That's exactly the kind of horrible thing I would do in your situation."

The phone rings and Wes gets scared and Aria's like, "But what if it is Fitz, calling his own home for no real reason on a landline?" so he answers, and it's a hangup call. And I guess you're supposed to think, "Is this A?" but you know it isn't, because this is an Aria storyline and thus has nothing to do with the show we're watching.

THAT NIGHT(S)

Anne: "Do you see the lighthouse? Are you walking around with a knife?"
Emily: "No, I'm at a gravesite with a shovel. They just turned on the sprinklers. Oh! I see her!"
Anne: "Paige? Is she roofying you?"
Emily: "No, Alison. She seems really scared. I keep saying we shouldn't be here, and it's bad, and we shouldn't be doing this, but she's just hanging out in her yellow hoodie down in the open grave. Oh, and now I'm killing her. This sucks."

I love Emily so much. She literally, when it gets to this part where she's bashing Alison's head in, she goes, "I'd like to wake up now!" You can take the Canadian out of Canadia, but you can't hypnotize that shit out of 'em. Runs deep.

Emily: "I have the murder weapon!"
Anne: "The knife you stabbed that kid with? What is going on right now in your hypnotism? I am so confused!"
Emily: "No, the shovel. THE SHOVEL!"

Emily busts herself out of the hypnotism and immediately zooms out the door without explaining a damn thing to Therapy Anne. But I guess Anne would know the significance of a shovel in Rosewood, so maybe she's protecting Emily from that whole client-privilege loophole where if a patient tells you they found a shovel, you have to report it to the authorities even if it was under hypnosis.

Mostly, I just want to pretend that some time, maybe next week, we'll get a flashback to the scene before we joined them, when Emily was already under and Anne will be like, "When I count to three, you are going to think you killed Alison. And then Mona Vanderwaal will stop trying to murder my son, who is Caleb Rivers, and I can finally get back together with Jamie Doyle, and we will be the hottest fucking couple in town."