Ezra: "Are we going to talk about the NOLA thing?"
Ella: "I do not have an opinion about my husband's manipulation and paranoia."
Ezra, amazingly: "...Yes, you do."
Ella, charmed: "Yes. I do. Damn, I forgot how cute you are. I gotta go. That was freakin' awesome."
Ezra: "We'll win you over in the long term, Ella Montgomery! If only by the fact that we have more chemistry as actors than anyone besides Spencer and Everyone do!"
Ella: "...I know it, man. It is killing me. So listen, has Aria ever mentioned a bully, or... That's not the right word. It's less like 'bullying' and more like a 'nightmarish game of cat and mouse from beyond the grave.' Ever mention anything like that, while you dorks were putting on paper-bag masks and lasciviously holding hands and drinking chocolate milk?"
Ezra: "No, despite all evidence to the contrary, I haven't noticed anything of the sort."
Ella: "I'm just working with what I'm working with, so I have no reason to think this isn't all about my family. In that context, do you have anybody after you that might be ricocheting onto me?"
Ezra: "Just Jackie Morales, but I murdered the shit out of... I mean, she is no longer a problem."
YR MY WONDERWAAL PART II
Mona: "One of these days I'm gonna take that blind people cane and beat her line a piñata."
Mona: "Sorry, that was harsh."
Hanna: "No, it was incredibly funny, but that bitch has ears like a bat."
Mona: "She stole Noel Kahn! Without even Cyclops eyes! What about when she has eyes, how scary will she be then? Maybe we should lure her into a house and blow h... Never mind, what were you saying?"
Hanna: "Uh, remember when you and Emily both went totally gay for her that time at Halloween?"
Mona: "Good thing Spencer is no longer involved with any of those Boo Radley motherfuckers."
Hanna: "Mona, you have got to calm down and you have got to keep your voice down."