Holbrook's Lieutenant -- played by goddess-among-women Roma Maffia! -- shows up to help with the case, and immediately takes a shine to Hanna. They turn out Wilden's safe-deposit box and find a bunch of cash, passports and guns because he was shifty when alive, and the end result is that Ashley is no longer allowed to help customers with their safe depositing. (Also that Hanna is horrible to everyone, even Caleb, but that's less a result and more an ongoing process.) This so disheartens her that she finally admits to being in town the night he was killed, but swears to keep Hanna out of it. End result: Hanna is now fully convinced Ashley killed Wilden, but doesn't at all get why that would be awesome.

Sadly, Toby tracks down his mother's therapist upstate and seems to confirm her suicide, but then even more sadly, it turns out that the guy is actually crazy now and has nothing at all to offer -- except that, in one last demented brain-burp, he was pretty sure she was going to be attacked by a blonde bitch with a bad aura. So maybe she was a ninja or maybe not, but either way it's still up in the air about her death. So to speak.

The Fieldses, in a rare tandem appearance, are myst- and horrified by the secrets surrounding Emily's continual injuries and succumbing to various drugs and nerve agents, but they ask just the right questions that she has to abruptly leave the house. Paige talks her through her trauma about the future, and how maybe if she swims again she will die of rotator cuff, and then when they get back home it's to a bunch of cop cars! A has called in a domestic! It's so embarrassing and sad and gross.

Aria gets two good things this week, the second being her adventure with Spencer but the first being that she and Jake run into Malcolm on the street. Which is not a huge surprise because there is only one street. But the huge surprise is that Aria comes clean about almost the entire Fitzgerald/Fitz/Malcolm/Alex Mack situation, which is a totally new and very cool move, and Jake responds with an even cooler concept: "Are you hurt? Or are you injured. Because if you're injured, you get to leave the dojo. But if you're just hurt, shake it off." She says she's merely hurt, but he thinks Ezra is a chronic injury, and kind of dumps her until she figures it out. It is beautiful on every level. He may not be Noel Kahn, because nobody but Noel Kahn is or can ever be Noel Kahn, but he's fucking phenomenal either way.

Aria and Spencer stalk Melissa to Hector Lime's mask shop, where a surprising amount of Melissa stuff is revealed: Yes, she was one of the Queens of Hearts, yes, she was at the Lodge, yes, she was blackmailed into helping Wilden at various times. But everything has been about protecting Spencer, she hated Wilden, all of them were acting on someone else's mysterious orders, and the B-Team was at the Lodge because they wanted to see if the Liars could get Redcoat out of the shadows: It was, in fact, Wilden who set the fire. Melissa gave Hector the same deal Emily did -- her face for his secrets -- and we learn that they also think Ali's still alive, and orchestrating all of this.

Oh, and Lime saw Ali on her way out of town, desperate for cash, but that seems less like an answered question and more like something that we are going to learn more about later. And there was a really long convo between the Hastings women about what Melissa should wear to San Francisco or London depending on where she goes, and the answer was trenchcoats!, and then Spence dropped the UPenn rejection bomb, and her mom like could not process it, and it was kind of amazing.

In summation, it was a fantastic episode with fantastic Roma Maffia crushing it every which way, Hanna has jumped up her game considerably, Aria is having the time of my life, and Spencer actually squeezed about a hundred B-Team answers out of Melissa. Melissa, who is always reliably fantastic when you get down to it, but whose sketchiness draws such a hazy shroud across everything it's just one Big Sleep. So yeah: Who killed Wilden? Still don't know, still don't care. Miss him/Not sorry he's gone. Ashley and Melissa agree. (Everybody agrees. That man was not well-liked, despite his charm and sunny demeanor.)

Next Week: It's an away game as the gals crash a sorority party, A starts physically menacing Emily -- I think including the Medusa mask -- and somebody drives a car through a wall. I feel like it will probably be a Marin, but I hope to God it's not the Marin's house, I love that freakin' house. Actually at this point it will probably be Emily's house, because it's the only worse thing that can happen there at this point.