Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 173 USERS: B+
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Half In Love With Easeful Death

Wilden: "Anybody see some teen sluts around here?"
Liars: "Get out of this coffee shop, Detective Wilden! It isn't open yet, Detective Wilden!"
Wilden: "Just tell me where Jason is. He's saying some damaging stuff about me."
Hanna: "Oh really? Like what?"
Wilden: "Don't play dumb, Hanna."
Hanna: "Fine, go ask CeCe Drake!"
Liars: "Hanna..."
Hanna: "Go get on a boat with her and Alison and get everybody pregnant, bitch!"
Liars: "Hanna!"
Wilden: "So CeCe's telling stories about me too? Thanks for the info. Later!"

Like immediately later. I can't even believe how much morning there is in this episode. No lunchtime, no classes, nothing. Just eight different breakfasts all over the map and then a free period and then everybody goes running around like wild hooligans until the sun sets.

MORNING MARINS

Just strollin' down that one street, coffee in hand, looking lovely, chatting about stuff.

Ashley: "So is Caleb having fun with Uncle Dad?"
Hanna: "When I see people stripping copper pipe out of teardowns, I generally think of Bubbles from The Wire. So possibly, Caleb is having a lot of fun, in the short term."
Ashley: "Werewolves don't do meth, everybody knows that."

Hanna catches, out of the corner of her eye, Wilden abducting CeCe Drake in broad daylight.

Ashley: "Hanna, are you staring at Darren Wilden?"
Hanna: "Yeah, because he just kidnapped a girl."
Ashley: "Don't start shit with him."
Hanna: "No but I mean like he just grabbed a girl I know and forced her into his car."
Ashley: "As a family, we don't have time for this. That guy is a hassle and a half! Is he bothering you again? Because Veronica Hastings says he's not allowed to talk to you if I'm not..."
Hanna: "-- No, no way. I mean, I am not telling you that part. It's just this whole thing about how maybe he got Alison pregnant and killed her. No big deal."

MELISSA

Melissa: "Are you still in bed? Jesus Christ, it's not like the father of your devil baby went missing for several weeks and sent you cryptic messages and eventually killed himself. Come on, pull it together. Next time, I'm telling Mom and Dad."

MORNING DOWNLOAD

Hanna: "I told my Mom about Wilden knocking up Ali, yes. But I was distracted by Wilden abducting CeCe Drake in the bright morning sunshine off our one street in our town where everybody could see it, and it just slipped out."
Emily: "Guess she wasn't covering for him. I sure hope she survives this little interview."
Hanna: "Next up, heard from Jason since he ditched us at the hospital?"
Emily: "Yeah, he's in Virginia. Don't worry about it."
Hanna: "Um, okay? Next, did you tell Paige about how you were almost bisected?"
Emily: "No, but also do you think Paige and Caleb are endangering themselves, through their relentless pursuit of danger?"
Hanna: "Probably, but since they're doing it anyway we might as well get their info from them. Before they die."
Emily: "Next! What's going on with Caleb and Uncle Dad?"
Hanna: "Caleb's great. Real happy. On the other hand, I think Uncle Dad stole money from a church."
Emily: "Let's stick a pin in that one. There's already a lot going on in this episode."

Pretty Little Liars

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