BATHROOM OF DYSFUNCTION
Hanna's post-barf hair is even more adorable than her regular hair. Having booted and rallied, Hanna immediately starts looking for an all-night cleaner.
Regina: "Honey, this dress will never come back to life. Try an undertaker."
Hanna: "I'll do both, using Bing by Microsoft."
Kate: "Hey, how was your big barf party? Brought you some ginger ale!"
Regina: (Fucking snatches Kate's purse and dumps it out. Does not give a shit. Is so amazing.)
Regina: "This bitch was drinking water the whole time. Unbelievable."
Kate: "Give me back my roofies, you old coot."
Regina: "Um, I will fuck you up. I will twenty-three skidoo your pretty little lying face."
Kate: (Backs down.)
Hanna: (Becomes a badass now that she's got a mean old lady backing her up.)
Kate: (Backs away slowly with like a maniacal laugh.)
Maya: "Let me get this straight. The person you dated after me literally tried to drown you? That's how your relationship got underway? Are you fucking kidding me?"
Emily: "It was a surprise to each and every one of us, too. And I haven't even told you about her Annie Wilkes haircut yet."
Maya: "The way you keep looking at me thinks you're obsessed with me some more."
Emily: "I have to answer this call from Therapy Anne."
Therapy Anne: "Get your ass to my office I know who A is."
Emily: "Why don't you tell me on the phone, okay? Like just the name? Since I've got you here, and all..."
Anne: "--No, that's okay. I'll just see you here in this totally scary dark office that is clearly compromised and the lights aren't even turned on and it's been bugged and broken into several times and I've literally been threatened with death having to do with this thing. I'll probably just make some tea and hang out until you get here. Or get murdered."
The Liars: Each receive a similar text -- meaning that it does not contain the relevant information -- and head to the office.
Therapy Anne: Is nowhere to be found!
The doctor is out. -- A
A cleans up her shit from the office, including the bug that she hid in the base of Anne's Freud's bobblehead. Right before she killed her and ate of her flesh probably.