Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 410 USERS: B+
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Shoppe Of Li'l Horrors

WAITING

Looking altogether glamorous, Hanna and Spencer wait around for a sign that A has seen Hanna's best friend and boyfriend making out in a car outside a stationary shoppe.

Spencer: "What I can't believe is that you got him to do it."
Hanna: "What I keep telling myself is that it proves he loves me more than he hates her."
A: "Neener neener!"
Hanna: "See, idiot? Your sister is A!"

GATHERING EVIDENCE

I don't even know where they are right now, but it's official: They are packing up every single Alison-related thing they've got into one single box -- that will no doubt immediately be stolen, destroyed or otherwise rendered useless -- and taking it to the cops. No more fucking around.

Emily: "So I had to drive Caleb home -- he didn't even want to be in a car with her after that. And the whole time he's ranting about Jenna and Garrett and like, why isn't this about nailing them. To him, that's the enemy."
Spencer: "Sorry everybody's stressing out, I just needed proof. Additional to the preponderance of proof we've already collected."
Hanna, amazingly: "This was the limit! What will you demand next, hiding in her closet? RUBBING HER BELLY UNTIL THE BABY CONFESSES?"

Oh, Hanna! I love you so much. Yes, that is the exact next step in the escalation.

Emily: "Maybe we should go to Brookhaven and see what that psychic kid thinks about all this."
Liars: Are shocked. Is Emily the one that's going crazy now? Everybody is going crazy in this episode!
Emily: "We can show him the video of Melissa and see if it matches his psychic visions."
Liars: "A thousand reasons why you sound ridiculous right now!"
Spencer: "...Well, he did know how she died..."

Mona: "How'd it go? Did I make A happy? I'm going to go wash cyberwolf off me before I puke."
Hanna: "Cool. You wanna maybe mention the... Possibly discuss a little about... No? Okay, cool. See you after your shower, I guess."
Emily: "You can't even tell her the whole story, because of the family aspect with Spencer. So let's just solve this using every method."
Hanna: "Fine. We're going to Brookhaven, but then straight to the Rosewood PD."

Pretty Little Liars

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