Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 408 USERS: B+
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Shoppe Of Li'l Horrors

First of all, that fucking place is the Hellmouth and you know it. Second of all, why is this even happening? Third of all, that is taking the long way around. And fourth of all, why then -- after visiting Brookhaven -- do they go to somebody else's bedroom for more stuff?

EZRA'S APT

Good News: Ezra got off work early.
Bad News: Ezra got off work... FOREVER. Fired by Byron. That dude is like glitter, he just finds a way in. He's like a Greek monster.

THE OLD CAVANAUGH PLACE

Toby comes to offer his sister-slash-girlfriend-slash-master some dinner, but she's too busy being weird and reading Braille with a weird smile on her face. Garrett's once again parked across the street, so he closes the curtains. That's when Jenna pulls out PAGE FIVE.

Jenna: "Garrett asked me to keep this piece of paper safe, he said it was important but I don't know anything else about it."
Toby: "This is a page of an autopsy report."
Jenna: "Oh, is it? I thought it might be something like that. Something incriminating we should give to the cops to get Garrett off my ass."

Ooooooh she's goin' rogue! But to what end? What's she doing? What is Jenna's ultimate plan?

And where is Noel Kahn? What is his place in Jenna's ultimate plan?

BROOKHAVEN - MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

Emily: "Do you think it's later than the typical hours of a doll hospital for dolls?"
Spencer: "Uh, yes."

But of course, the door swings open the second Spence touches it, and they stride right in, talkin' about hello hello and all the time in the dark there are the one billion dolls. Oh, man. They head down into the operating room, where Emily immediately spies a box full of those burlap voodoo dolls the old lady lied about. That's when the lights go out!

Emily: "Uh, maybe we should come back when they're open."
Spencer: "1979?"

Heh. They are thinking about bouncing ... when a terrifying robot baby voice starts up!

FOLLOW ME END UP LIKE ME FOLLOW ME END UP LIKE ME, it says. They -- for some reason -- choose to obey this advice, following the horrible voice deeper and deeper into the doll parts library stacks. This part was the worst! There's a doll with a head the size of a regular head, or like a nine-year-old boy's head, and when they pass by it, THE EYES FLICK OPEN AND STARE AT THEM!

Pretty Little Liars

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