My notes: seth's face inside a dolls face holy shit
The voice is issuing from a cabinet, which -- when opened -- reveals this fucked-up shrine to Alison's death, complete with a Chuckie in her shade half-buried in dirt, waving a shovel around and dancing, capering, twisting back and forth. It is by far the most amazing thing that has ever happened on this show, this whole episode. Then things get even more insane and the dolls start attacking! Jumping at them from the shelves! Bonking them! A monkey with cymbals! The shelves start falling over on top of them! Hanna snatches that laptop and books it!
My notes: what the fuc is evengoing on even
...Meanwhile, Aria and Ezra are having a calm, adult conversation about their relationship. It ends in lovemaking while a Chris Isaak cover plays, and a possible end to the affair.
Emily: "What are you even tossing around looking for, exactly?"
Hanna: "I don't know! I'm just antsy! Fulla beans!"
Spencer: "Look, even Alison told me that there's something here the police can use."
Hanna: "Fucking excuse me? When was this?"
Spencer: "Um, yesterday."
Hanna: "Emily, are you hearing this shit?"
Emily: "Yeah, it happens. Didn't you also have that?"
Hanna: "That's right, when I got run over. I think we all may need professional help with our mental stuff after all."
Downstairs, they hear Melissa and Garrett, who are flirting about who gets to carry the box of one million blank thank you notes. It would seem they are dating -- or else this is his child and has been the whole time, even when he was dating Jenna -- but either way, they are super scary as a duo. They kiss, she offers him a beer, and then she explains how she's been scaring the piss out of Spencer since they were kids, and she knows Spence won't turn them in.
That's when the cops show up, bust in, and arrest Garrett for the murder of Alison DiLaurentis. And, of course, it's that exact moment that the Liars get stuck coming down the stairs with their many boxes of evidence, so Melissa gets to shoot eye-daggers directly into the eye of Spencer, even though it was Jenna and Toby that did the whole thing.