Hanna: "So did you guys ever figure it out?"
Seth: "No'm, I tole her a man and a woman wanted to hurt her."
Liars: "Wait, what?"
Old Lady: "Oh yeah, he's psychic and can tell the future. Did I not mention that?"
Nope! No you did not.
Liars: "Okay so what about this couple?"
Seth: "Similar to the other girl, in that they had dark hair and no sunglasses. And an agenda."
Old Lady: "That's enough of this freakshow, I think."
Seth: "Musta been terrible, all that dirt in your lungs..."
Everybody: Stares.
From my notes: oh my god pll
REGROUP
Aria: "Okay, he's nine years old, has never seen the sun, and probably lives in a cupboard with like 600 dolls."
That would be the line of the night, I think.
Emily: "Okay but he remembers Ali and he tried to warn her."
Liars: "Then the couple would be..."
Hanna: "Melissa! Melissa and Ian!"
Spencer: "As much as I love blaming Ian for things, you're crossing the line."
(Beat.)
Spencer: "On the other hand, my parents think Melissa killed Alison. They even hired a detective. Sorry I didn't mention that before, but it weakens my case and I've also been distracted lately."
Liars: "Bwuh?"
(Beat.)
Spencer: "But on the other other hand, Melissa thinks my parents killed her because of how she knew that Jason was our half-brother. Another thing I may have forgotten to mention."
Liars: "The fuck?"
(Beat.)
Spencer: "And she used to work in the next town over, so she probably drove by that doll hospital every single day on the way to work. Where they had that doll. That the person who was threatening and harrassing Alison sent her. Like how Melissa was doing those things."
Liars: "...?"
(Beat. More beats.)
Spencer: "...Guys?"
Liars: "Uh, we're assuming at the end of this chain of admissions you're going to tell us you killed Alison. I don't want to speak for the group, but... That does seem to be how things are going."













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