And with that, she pulls out the cane and assembles it and totters away, while Hanna gets a headache and the rest of them fugue out and stare at nothing.
Emily: "Please don't tell me you dumbasses bought that."
Aria: "I kind of did. I like her more than the rest of you."
Emily: "I don't trust that jerk. I bet she set that fire herself."
Liars: "...What? How does that make any sense at all?"
Hanna: "Especially since it was clearly Melissa."
Spencer: "Hanna, stop! Why's everybody turning into me and grabbing onto these suspects like a dog with a bone suddenly?"
Aria: "Yeah. I mean, Melissa admitted her involvement to the degree that she sent those weird emails and, since Spencer hasn't yet told us about Jason, we have no idea that even their parents think she did it."
Spencer: "You know who actually knows the answer? Vivian. Which means we have to go back to Brookhaven. We're getting close."
I love how Spencer's like, "Why are y'all jumping to baseless accusations about people I care about, when they don't even make sense? And then refusing to hear any evidence that disproves your theory? That's like something a crazy person would do!"
Mona: "So, guess who got hexed again."
Hanna: "What do you mean and why are you dressed like Catwoman in the Phantom Zone?"
A's new text demands that Mona break up Hanna and Caleb, or else. Which is funny, because she's already proven her skill with that, but even funnier that the first thing Mona did was stomp on over to Hanna's locker like, "I'm breaking you and your boyfriend up, FYI." Also, from a closer angle where you can't see the whole outfit or that stupid studded purse, she looks a-maz-ing, she looks like Peppy Miller.
Mona: "Here's our secret phone back. Why are you acting sketchy today?"
Hanna: "Jenna gave us the wiggins by acting normal."
Mona: "That bitch does more than steal boyfriends? Who knew."
Caleb: "Hey, I just randomly come and go across the country now."
Mona: "I already hated watching you kiss, but now that I have to break you up, it's even worse."
Hanna: "Mona lives at my house now for some reason, so she'll be third-wheeling our date."
Caleb: "Great! Just kidding, it's not!"
Hanna: "Could you at least pretend not to hate her?"
Caleb: "That is what I am doing."