LOCKERS

Aria: "But couldn't we just take the coroner's report to Spencer?"
Emily: "The one that doesn't say not Toby Cavanaugh, you mean?"
Aria: "More importantly, why are you getting texts from Shana and blushing?"
Emily: "Hey, when I was out of town, Paige hooked up with her, and now Paige is out of town..."
Aria: "I guess you had to have problems at some point. I guess dating an actual crazy person was just not interesting enough."

Hanna, verbatim: "Sorry, you guys! Caleb had a lot to share."
Emily: "Heh."
Aria: "So while you were doing that, Emily is a whore."
Emily: "So she's cruising me, so what? So I love the attention, so what?"
Aria: "Without Spencer here, somebody's gotta be puttin' the screws to everybody."
Hanna: "Look, let's just steal the dead body and take it to the sanitarium and show it to her."
Aria: "Right impulse, insane execution. But I guess we could snap some pics? I still have our candy-striper gear in my closet of horrors, and to be honest I've kinda missed the morgue."

RADLEY

Eddie Lamb: "Do you want to play a board game?"
Spencer: "Board games are for olds."
Eddie Lamb: "So's Duke Ellington, but you'd still let him play the piano in this mental institution, if that scenario ever came to pass."
Dr. Wren: "Spencer! For some reason I just found out you're in this mental institution! Eddie Lamb, check out my smoldering secretive side. Also my officious, rank-pulling side."
Eddie Lamb: "No problem. Anybody else that would be annoying in the extreme, but you are fucking dreamy."