Pastor: "What shapely ankles it bites! I hope you like the pie, it's..."
Ashley: "Made of wine?"
Outside, Shana tries to explain that Coach Fulton is coming, which is great news! I was so sad when she was gone in Season Two and so excited when she came back for the 10K and now I guess she's just back. Man, you know your party is rockin' when Coach Fulton comes. Jenna is unimpressed, which if you can turn up your nose at Coach Fulton, maybe you are evil.
"It was hard enough coming back to this town in the first place, and now I have to be around them?"
Shana tries to be like "What am I, chopped liver?" but whatever, you know what you are.
Meanwhile, Aria goes into Spooktacular Spy mode, ducking around pillars and crouching behind ficuses and assuming the shape of people in paintings and all of it, because who is here with blonde rando Swimmer Kim? That's right, Karate Jake. Jocks plus jocks. Spencer sympathizes, and they get to actually be funny some more.
Aria: "I pretty little lied to him about what I was doing tonight!"
Spencer: "Awesome, I just got interested. Who's that he's with?"
Aria: "I don't know but she is the WORST."
Spencer: "I have to agree. Go break it up, Montgomery."
Aria: "Flipping her hair, walking around on her legs..."
Spencer: "Don't forget whose couch he slept on last night, hon."
Aria: "He may have slept on my couch, but he came to the party with Kim."
Spencer: "That's like every country song. That is an actual Pam Tillis song."
Aria: "Who's that?"
Spencer: "Anyway, you're acting kind of jello about this."
Aria: "Don't be serious. You of all people should understanding only wanting things when other people have them."
Emily is a soft sort and Paige is no quitter, so between them it takes a while to figure out what happened with the Swimming Man so they're both on the same page.
Paige: "Gotcha. I lied to him because he wouldn't see you otherwise."