Although I guess she has no idea that everybody's getting secret calls and making secret friends, or that Spencer has -- creepiest of all -- taken over Mona's Lair as her own personal dungeon of crazy. So really this is just Emily being obnoxious, or drunk, which is a gray area of a different sort but one that would appeal to the Lipgloss Conversation part of the show that Aria loves the best.

And here I was hoping we'd spend an entire Act on Ella grinding Ezra into dust at dinner. That would've been the hotness.

And no, I can't believe I just said I feel cheated out of an Ezria scene, but there it is.

Hanna: "Okay, I maybe should have told you this before, but I've been visiting Mona in secret. Trust me when I say she's still drooling into her pudding."
Liars: "Hanna, sweetie. You remember she tried to kill you?"
Hanna: "Yes, that has nothing to do with this."

Spencer: "Okay, I also have a secret to tell you."

Spence takes the Liars to the Lost Woods and shows them a panoramic of the Lair at its zenith, pointing like augmented reality at where all of Mona's shithouse crazy paraphernalia was stored.

Spencer: "Like over here, it was all the hoodies that A would wear whenever it was time to skulk or have the superpower of a tiny girl with adrenalized hyperreality strength..."
Hanna: "-- Mona. Whenever Mona would wear them."
Spencer: "Uh, sure. So then over here there was a burlap zombie baby, like on Halloween..."
Emily: "So all summer you've been assembling this three-dimensional Matrix of Mona's Lair -- while also taking a full load at Hollis -- for what reason? To what end?"

Spencer: "It's time we told Emily the truth."
Whoa, what?
Emily: "Whoa, what?"
Hanna: "You know how we came back here the morning after Maya died, to ruin the crime scene for no reason?"
Aria: "That's not the whole story. We totally lied to your face so you wouldn't go even more crazy than you ended up going."
Emily: "Fuckin'..."
Spencer: "Everything was gone when we got here. Diaries, the whole thing."
Emily: "That would be the cops."
Aria: "Hanna's mom would be in jail, Ezra would be in jail... I would probably still be wearing overalls. It was not the cops."