She takes down some bitches for gossiping and then gets all moony on her One True Love, Hanna Marin. I suppose we're to remember that late last season she pulled some pretty rough shit on Hanna's behalf, sending Caleb off with gypsies and even offering to go Can't Buy Me Love Don't Cost A Thing on old Lucas, just to keep her intact.

(Which please, please let that particular promise keep going. Mona + Hermy the Shim + Makeovers = Instant Magic.)

What they remind me of is like: Your cat obviously loves its cat toy more than anything, and will carry it from room to room like a baby. But then you find it under the couch, with its stuffing guts hanging out, and you're like, Felines Who Love Too Much.

And that's Mona. I believe that she loves Hanna very much, but I also think there's a part of her that wants to rip Hanna's head off and climb inside her body and drive it around like a Robotech.

MARIN GENESIS EVANGELION

Aria: "I still hate Noel Kahn so fucking much for no reason. I wish he was still suspended."
Spencer: "Nobody that awesome should ever be suspended, that's just a punishment for everybody else. Er, I mean, we hate him."

Ezra: "Hello, Student. Let us discuss essays or grades or slide rules."
Aria: "Hello, Instructor. I am discussing those things with my compatriot right now."
Spencer: "You're going to go anyway, so just go. It's fine."

Ezra: "Let me just close the door so we're suspiciously alone in this classroom with tons of curious people walking by outside."
Aria: "Jackie Molina. It doesn't matter than you came back to Season Two even hotter than before, the fact remains that you dated somebody one time and I'm a child and can't handle it."
Ezra: "Are you dumping me? Shall we never hold hands again?"
Aria: "Just, like, hold your other hand until I figure this out."

CAVANAUGH'S HOUSE O' HORRORS

Spencer, characteristically: "Since they precisely told me not to come here, I'm going to go ahead and knock on the door."
Jenna: "I'm staaaaaaring at yooooou."
Spencer: "Hey, is Toby here?"
Jenna: "My parents are Montaguing their shorts right now. Consider yourselves broken up."

Spencer, to herself: "Colonel Spencer Hastings, reporting for hardcore fucking shit up."