Caleb: "Okay, I won't ask for further information. Goodbye, Hanna. And whatever anybody tells you, it's not gay if you do it in an SUV."
Hanna: "...Wait, what?"
Caleb: Vanishes into the night.
MONA VANDERWAAL OVERDRIVE
Mona: "Hey, betch! Let me borrow that top!"
Hanna: "I know you trashed that letter from Caleb."
Mona: "Like Caleb can read. It was mostly just chicken scratches and some dirt."
Hanna: "Not cool, 'Sweetie.'"
Mona: "I saw red, I'm sorry. I honestly was trying to do the right thing like just one time."
Hanna: "As a teenage girl, it makes total sense for me to say this. What Caleb did -- screwing me in the woods and cybercriming my nannycam simultaneously -- that hurt. But what you did hurt worse."
Mona: "As a teenage girl, that makes total sense to me."
Noel Kahn: "Hey Mona, sorry I'm late... For our date!"
Yes! That is AWESOME! I love this show!
Hanna: Bounces, because watching Mona kiss Noel Kahn is just too weird, and also, way to pull focus, Noel Kahn.
Noel Kahn: "Mona, are you okay?"
Mona, crying with Real Emotions: "Just smoke my cigarette and hush."
Hot Little Spencer explores the concept of showing cleavage, which normally is not exactly AP on this show, but considering she usually dresses like a prairie dominatrix this means for her a whole new skillset. Eventually she just pulls her shirt off altogether, which is one way to go. Happy noodlemusic plays as she texts flirtfully with Toby, so of course Melissa shows up with her Nice Sister personality driving for the moment.
Melissa: "Can we talk?"
Spencer: "Melissa, I ruled you out when I was ten. Bygones. Again, sorry about your entire tragic life, but I have a shut-in to make out with right now."
Melissa, awesomely: "Cute outfit. Wearing it for Emily?"
Spencer: Freezes like a motherfucker.
Melissa: "Just kidding, I know you're going to see Toby and I won't tell anybody."
Spencer: "What do you want in return? My blood? My flesh?"
Melissa: "No, I'm just sorry that I said you can't be around the devil baby. We're naming it Taylor because it is gender-ambiguous. Kind of like we named it after you. Also, I don't think Ian left town with that money or whatever -- he wanted this gender-ambiguous devil baby as much as I do. Please just tell me what happened at the church."
Spencer: "I told you a million times."