Emily's still pissed when her mom comes in and admits that she found drugs, and that possibly smoking pot is what led to lesbianism. Which on the one hand is pretty pathetic and reaching, but on the other hand, with Emily's mom it's possible she actually believes this. I mean, you and I know pot isn't that big of a deal, but you Emily's mom's brain is like a Chick Tract that never stops coming up with shit.
So Mom's like, "I turned it over to Maya's parents. They may well have honor-killed her by now. Stop doing drugs and stop kissing people, but especially Maya who brought drugs into my house. I swear that it's not because you're gay, although that's also a huge problem." Emily's stance -- that she only searched her shit because she's a girl -- is probably a little bit right but mostly wrong, and anyway Mom managed to get to Dad in time too so now he thinks she's doing drugs too. Which sucks, because she's not. She's like, "Um, I am still totally in love with Maya though!" and Mom's heart breaks a little bit more, which was the point.
Things are also pissy at the Montgomerys', because of Mikey's issues with his mom being projected onto his dad, and even though he's clearly spiky in the aura, Aria's gotta know what Noel Kahn was talking to him about. "I saw you with him at school this morning. So are you guys like friends now or something? Since when?"
Every time anybody asks about Noel it sounds like they're asking if you're secretly gay with him, have you noticed this? Am I inventing it? No, it's because these girls are suspicious of everybody because everybody is suspicious, so they're asking people, boys, about their interactions with Noel in a super intense way which makes the boys act like there's something to hide. I'm sure that's all it is. I mean, they can't all be into it. What a crazy season finale that would be, though: "The hell did you think we were doing in Chastity Club?"
Anyway, is Noel piping hot, yes he is, does he ever ask or act stalkery about Aria, no he doesn't. BUT he is totally bringing the hammer down on this one teacher who's banging a student, as of tomorrow. Of course Byron Montgomery's ears perk up at this, stretching his facelift to its limits, because teachers fucking students is a very serious accusation. He asks Aria and her total lack of poise if she knows anything about it, and she looks him right in the eye and goes, "Dad. I totally screwed up." You can see his heart skip a beat and but then Aria's like, "...Because I have a midterm to study for!" So she runs away into the night, and all the forty people that constantly hang out in her front yard spying on her because they are A snigger behind her back, like "Nice save, Aria."