Toby's running around naked and wet for some reason? Must be Tuesday.
Toby: "I just keep taking showers all the time!"
Spencer: "It's cool. Do not stress about it."
Toby: "Ever since I left home and became a contractor, I find I don't know how to do basic things. Like how change drops out of the holes in my pants pockets, and I never seem to have a shirt on my body."
Spencer: "I can take care of those basic survival things for you no problem. Remember how I made that Mary Queen of Scots costume that one Halloween? Back when your sister could still see? Anyway, I wish that we could hang out later for our anniversary, but they're throwing this dinner for my dad..."
Toby: "You have a dad?"
Veronica: "And a mother too! It is me, Veronica Hastings! Why do you never have a shirt on?"
Toby: "Pretty sure you get it, Mrs. H."
Veronica: "Anyway, sorry you have to go to your dad's dumb dinner, but we're a 'family' and since your sister's up the coast stealing vampire blood, you are it."
Toby, still shirt-free, takes off. The dinner is just a ruse! Peter Hastings is only pretend! Veronica Hastings, smiling for the first time in her life, is even more beautiful than usual.
Veronica: "I made this same lasagna for your dad on our first anniversary. And see how well that turned out?"
Aria: "Who's that creepin' around? What time is it?"
Meredith: "I was just hoping you'd be passed out from all the drugging of you I've been up to, so I could look around for those pages of Alison's diary. Hey, where are they?"
Aria: "Not a chance, bitch. Even half blitzed I still know better than that. Do you know what I did with my phone? It was right here by the couch..."
Meredith: "I'll find it for you. And I'll totally get your mom to come see you, since I'm clearly not doing a great job nursing you back to health. Through giving you poison."
Aria: "You're not really going to do those things, are you? Damn, I'm muzzy right now. Thanks for... Whatever."
Meredith: "Where the hell are those pages?"