Toby's big old face he's got appears suddenly at the door, scaring the shit out of Spencer plus everybody. He is there because they can't have their anniversary, due to Veronica's big lie, so he wants to drop off some flowers. Some flowers and some murder! The whole time she's putting them in water, he's making those evil faces he makes, and she spouts so many lies it all just sounds like white noise: He notices the Lair 3.0 key, and Spencer immediately says it belongs to Melissa, blah-blah. It is very sad because they talk about how much they love each other, and he's never looked sweeter or more angelic. She sits around once he's gone, praying it's not what it looks like -- because if he's A, then he knows damn well where that key came from, and everything is only just starting to fall apart.
MONTGOMERY
Meredith wakes Aria up later, with the jagged mirror shard to her throat. Awesome! She has not taken the precaution of wrapping her hand with a nearby scarf, so the whole time she's menacing Aria and barking crazily at her, her hand is just bleeding all over everything.
It is by far the most intensely excellent Aria thing that has ever happened. And yes, I am including that time she sang a duet with Noel Kahn out of the blue.
Meredith: "Quite the clever girl. I've searched every inch of this house!"
Aria: "Are you seriously drugging me in my tea? That is crazy."
Meredith: "Don't be such a fucking drama queen. I am taking care of you. Through poison."
Aria: "Uh, and you locked me in my room. And you're bleeding all over my duvet, which. And I am high, and there are ghosts, and a doll, and it's all just a lot right now."
Meredith: "You're not turning those pages over to the police."
Aria: "It is not your prerogative! Also, my friends totally know about the pages, so whatever you're thinking of doing, it's not gonna..."
Meredith: "Bitch I am not thinking. We are well past thinking."
There is lightning! It shocks Meredith, because the thunder is so loud! So Aria, who is moving with a sprightliness now that she is no longer drinking poison all day, gets her bounce on...
And then immediately Arias the whole situation right up, desperately trying to use the landline instead of running out into the night. So then Meredith just bashes her fucking head in.













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