Mona: "Me too! I have scary dreams too!"
Emily, dead-eyed: "What exactly do you want?"
Mona: "That janitor guy is stalking me."
Spencer, amazingly nasty: "Why on Earth would he do that?"
Mona: "You know how I had that complex lair on his property? Apparently chatting about your stalking and taxidermy means we're best friends. Don't you hate that? When people think being best friends allows them the right to stalk and kill you?"
Even Hanna: "This bitch right here. Unbelievable."
Mona: "Seems he bribed the old janitor to take over the job. So I told him that even in Rosewood that's inappropriate, and my parents got him fired. Then I guess he tried to blow me up, and got Meredith instead."
Liars: "Wait, so you're saying it was him that blew up that shed?"
Mona: "Who else could it be? Anyway, later!"
Hanna: "Let's not jump to conclusions, you guys. Mona's really trying."
Liars: "And failing."
Hanna: "Yeah. Sigh."
Hanna, resplendent in red: "Lucas, can we talk?"
Lucas: "No! Not in front of Mona! And definitely not about how I tried to blow her up!"
Hanna: "...Whoa. What?"
Lucas: "Yeah, I tried to blow up Mona. For a good cause, though. Anyway, bye!"
Hanna: "Wait, if you need help just let me help you. I know you're scared of Mona..."
Lucas: "No, I think I'm just going to blow her up some more. I'd stay clear, okay?"
Hanna: "Okay. But I'm not in love with this plan, I don't mind telling you."
Emily: "Paige! Two questions, first of all what is going on with your hair? You look like Kellie Martin in that show about horses. And second of all, do you want to hang out?"
Paige: "I have to go straight home."
Emily: "Pish. You can walk me to work."
Paige: "Do you not remember that I got punched in the boob by a man in a dress on the Halloween Train? Immediately after being bound and gagged by your dead girlfriend's stalker?"
Emily: "Yeah, shit is tough all around. But you will soon become jaded."
Paige: "Emily, look. I got trauma. And I know you think I'm being a drama queen about it, but consider instead the possibility that you are in constant shock, and that I am actually right to be concerned about our upcoming deaths."