(The Marins' gorgeous house, made even more gorgeous by this gorgeous episode.)
Caleb: "I brought back your screwdriver on the off that Hanna would be there, but also because that's the kind of hacker werewolf I am."
Ashley: "Here's the deal. You're obviously okay. We kind of skipped over that rewarding part of the storyline, but it's okay to impute the fact that I've realized that. Mostly it's because of that thing Hanna told me which is that I'm twice the grifter you could ever be."
Caleb: "So we're going to sleep together? Or what."
Ashley: "No, not even this show is that fucked up."
Ashley: "But I will tell you that you should go to the Founders' Festival so that Hanna's regular issues and everybody's boy issues don't get mixed up with her daddy issues. One more boy skipping out of town is not what girlfriend needs right now. She already feels like a ho."
Caleb: "Even though you are the worst mom of all time, you are still a pretty good mom. Maybe if I had a mom like you I wouldn't be a drifter and a loner and whatever."
Ashley: "If I were your mother I guarantee you would be even more fucked up than you are, but I understand and appreciate the sentiment."
Caleb: "So what are my chances to fix this before I leave town?"
Ashley: "The only correct thing I ever told my daughter is that you would fuck her up."
Caleb: "Yeah but like, that only happens to be true."
Ashley: "Nevertheless. She's been listening to Elliot Smith up there."
(Coffee joint for teen lesbians.)
Paige: "Emily, what stuff did you tell her?"
Emily: "All of it. All the stuff. You are not that complicated, or that interesting, that it didn't take a fairly short amount of time."
Samara, out of nowhere: "Hey, imagine running into you guys here!"
Paige: "I realize that you are trying to be totally nice and I literally requested your presence, but I don't appreciate your attempts at support or kindness, no matter how hands-off and sensitive you're trying to be."
Samara: (Like a duck's back. She's like Emily part two.)